ATTENTION, CRAWLERS! NEW LOOT BOXES FULL OF DICE AND TATTOOS!

ATTENTION, CRAWLERS!

Because apparently surviving the dungeon isn’t expensive enough Renegade Game Studios have come up with a new opportunity to separate you from your hard-earned money! Renegade Game Studios will deploy the Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG: Loot Packs into retail environments in October 2026!

Each Loot Pack contains:

• One randomly assigned 7-die polyhedral dice set

• One collectible temporary tattoo

• A fleeting sense of accomplishment

There are 20 unique Dungeon Crawler Carl-themed dice sets availab;e, spread across multiple rarity tiers, along with 20 different temporary tattoos for completionists, hoarders, and people with questionable decision-making skills.

WARNING: Completion of the full collection is statistically improbable and may result in elevate heeart rate, compulsive purchasing behaviour, and public arguements about probability.

Princess Donut wants to make it known she disapproves heavily of the inclusion of the appalling tattoos… indeed, to quote her royal highness… “Tattoos are for hobo bikers, criminals, and men named ‘Carl’. You do not want to be like Carl.”

Among the available rewards are three Legendary-rarity dice sets, fetauring clear dice infused with character-themed inclusions and custom symbols. These eceedingly rare treasures are:

• I Will Kill You Moth Dice Set

• Non-Alcoholic Dirty Shirley, Extra Cherries Dice Set

• GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut The Queen Anne Chonk Dice Set

CONGRATULATIONS!

You’ve just unlocked a brand new side quest:

“GAMBLING, BUT FOR DICE.”

Objective: Collect all 20 sets.

Reward: Brief happiness.

Actual Reward: more dice!

The AI has calculated a 97.4% probability that you’ll convince yourself you’re only buying one pack.

Images courtesy of Renegade Game Stuidos