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Planet Smasher Games are promising an argey bargey with SPACE GITS, a miniatures based skirmish game where pissed-up space orcs tear through the megacity of Gnork like it owes 'em money (or a saturday night out in Wellingborough). Mike Hutchinson (the grand git fun wizard behind Gaslands) has managed to string together enough moments of clarity to deliver what looks like a fantastic drunken miniature skirmish simulator for Kickstarter.
Already funded: a fancy rulebook and some exclusive Kromlech miniatures. It's already 1000% overfunded! - All back to Mikes for drinks and cheap pizza right?
This ain't your granddad's wargame. The dice are strewn across the table and your orcs lurch towards them like they're last orders at the horse and jockstrap. Combat is rock-paper-scissors but with "shove, pinch or thump" instead: orcs ain't exactly Oxford scholars. You balance wobbly dice towers, and when they topple over, so does your orc.
Perfect for gaming nights where tactics take a back seat to action adventure hardcore rock and roll drink inspired story telling alright!
With 2-5 players who think "strategy" and a further 4-1 who “think drink” remembering which end of the miniature to point at the enemy might become a deciding factor.
It's on kickstarter now! You Know what to do! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/planetsmashergames/space-gits-miniatures-game
A vibrant illustration features a chaotic scene filled with cartoonish space orcs, each displaying exaggerated features and expressions, set against a bright yellow background. The title "SPACE GITS" is prominently displayed in bold, blocky letters, surrounded by various orc characters engaging in raucous activities amidst a backdrop of debris and makeshift structures. The overall tone is playful and energetic, capturing the essence of a fun, chaotic skirmish game.
A vibrant tabletop scene features two miniatures engaged in a skirmish, surrounded by scattered dice and bottle caps. One miniature, a heavily armed space orc, stands confidently while a second, more humanoid figure aims a weapon. A hand holds a ruler above the orc, suggesting a measurement, with a colorful, chaotic backdrop of painted terrain and additional game elements enhancing the playful atmosphere.
Two colorful orc miniatures stand in a chaotic urban setting, one holding a gun and the other brandishing a weapon, both poised for action. A hand is seen stacking various dice, including black, red, and blue, creating a precarious tower beside them. The background features a vibrant, cluttered environment with hints of a megacity, enhancing the playful and chaotic atmosphere of the game.
A group of colorful, exaggerated space orc miniatures is depicted amidst a chaotic urban battlefield, surrounded by piles of debris and scattered weapons. One orc, wearing goggles and a top hat, holds a large gun, while others are engaged in various antics, including wielding makeshift weapons. The scene is illuminated with a warm, fiery glow, enhancing the chaotic and humorous atmosphere of the skirmish game.
A colorful and chaotic game guide for "SPACE GITS," featuring playful illustrations and humorous text. The left side outlines the rules for activating orcs, including actions like "scoot," "loot," and "put the boot in," with dice mechanics illustrated. The right side details combat mechanics, using terms like "thump," "pinch," and "shove," along with visual representations of dice rolls and weapon stats, all set against a vibrant background that captures the game's irreverent tone.
Three tabletop gaming books are displayed on a wooden surface. The book on the left is titled "Relicblade: The Seeker's Guide," featuring a colorful cover with a fantasy theme. The central book, "SPACE GITS," has a vibrant, cartoonish cover depicting a green orc with glasses, surrounded by chaotic illustrations. On the right, a darker book features a menacing figure with horns and a pentagram, suggesting a more sinister theme.
A detailed illustration features a chaotic scene set in a vibrant, dystopian megacity, with towering structures and debris scattered throughout. In the foreground, a whimsical orc character, dressed in a blue outfit and sporting goggles, stands confidently, embodying the game's humorous tone. The background includes hints of destruction and mayhem, with the text overlay describing the game's premise of orcs wreaking havoc in the city of Gnork, emphasizing the drunken and chaotic nature of the gameplay.
A colorful promotional poster for the miniatures skirmish game "SPACE GITS" features bold, playful typography and illustrations. The top section includes the title "SPACE GITS" in large, eye-catching letters, with a vibrant green background. Below, a humorous description outlines the game's premise, highlighting the chaotic antics of orcs in the megacity of Gnork. Illustrations depict a comically oversized orc character holding a weapon, alongside a tower of dice, emphasizing the game's unique mechanics. The text includes quick start rules and playful phrases, creating an inviting atmosphere for potential players.
