Mandatory fun now available: Paranoia Board Game Materialises As Promised

The Computer, in its infinite wisdom and perfect timing, has delivered Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game right on schedule. As we reported in our completely voluntary and enthusiastically mandatory December coverage, Modiphius Entertainment's adaptation of the classic RPG has indeed arrived in January, just as The Computer assured us it would.

This 2-6 player exercise in mutual suspicion features modular map tiles for maximum replayability—because The Computer knows you'll need multiple attempts to complete your missions. After all, your next clone will definitely do better. Probably.

For those citizens eager to demonstrate their loyalty through immediate purchase, the game is shipping now. Remember: buying Paranoia is not mandatory, but happiness is. The Computer is your friend.